Showing posts with label X-Men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label X-Men. Show all posts

Friday, December 26, 2008

My Boxing Day Gift to You!-A House of Hot Ginger Men

The web is seriously lacking in some Ginger Men love so let's put an end to that right here.
Let there be Gingers for everyone!

David Wenham-Down Under Ginger

Seth Green-American Ginger
Kevin McKidd-Tartan Ginger
Damian Lewis-TV Ginger
Simon Woods-Literary Ginger

Rupert Grint-Magical Ginger
Prince Harry-Royal Ginger
Scott Summers-Extraordinary Ginger

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Pop Culture Case Study: Music Men make the best Superheroes Part 4-James Marsden

Though Cyclops is technically the head of the X-Men the film franchise chose to focus on everyone's favorite wife-beater wearing Canadian Wolverine. Thankfully Bryan Singer chose not to skimp on the hotness by choosing James Marsden to don the red shades and love triangle. Ah what can be said about James Marsden that wouldn't better be articulated with a musical double feature of Hairspray and Enchantment.
Hairspray: James is Corny...Collins! No but really he's just plain ridiculous. Take that Zafron! (J/K Zac I still love you even though I have yet to see HSM 3). Do yourselves a favor and learn the Corny Collins dance! Sorry but that'll be the closest you'll ever get to dancing with James.
Enchantment was fantastic until Amy went out of her effing mind and *Spoiler*picked Patrick Dempsey. Seriously what the hell, Amy? And there should have been more Idina. A lot more.
But really what is it with all these movies (read: Superman, The Notebook, 27 Dresses) where the gal is in love with someone other than James. Talk about fiction!
So here's to you James for showing us again that Music Men make the best superheroes.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Haiku Reviews for October 31st

Dynamo 5 #8
W:Jay Faerber
A:Mahmud A. Asrar
C:Ron Riley

So the boys are benched?
Cool showdown for the women
My fave hero clan




Jack of Fables #16
W:Bill Willingham, Matthew Sturges
A:Andrew Robinson

A Halloween Treat
Jack makes deals with the Devils
Superbly Funny




X-Men Messiah Complex One-Shot
W: Ed Brubaker
A: Marc Silvestri

Miracle Baby
New hope for the X-Men or
another dead end?

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Pop Culture Case Study Part 3: Hugh Jackman

Part 3 of my Pop Culture Case Study on how the best movie superheroes are also great singers/dancers.
Hugh Jackman:Wolverine/Logan
The man is the epitome of all that is song and dance. After earning a BA in journalism, he headed west to attend the Western Academy of Performing Arts of Edith Cowan University in Perth, WA.

In Sydney, he played Gaston in Beauty & the Beast & Joe Gillis in Sunset Boulevard. Later on the West End, he played the role of Curly in a hugely successful revival of Rogers & Hammerstein's Oklahoma. In 2004 he made his Broadway debut in The Boy from Oz which won him a Tony. Oh and he won an Emmy for hosting the Tonys where he won a Tony. Damn he's good! Let's see how he fares as one of my favorite comic book characters-Wolverine.

Thank the gods that the casting directors of X-Men were aware that while Wolverine is awesome and all, America would just not see a movie about a 5’3’’ hairy Canadian. Enter Hugh. A foot taller and Australian. Both qualities making him exponentially hotter. SNIKT!!!

Even Bryan Singer knew America should bask in his hotness. So he did what any self respecting director would do and introduced Logan in a cage, shirtless, sweaty, and in tight jeans (Manuel insert queer theory here). God Bless You, Bryan! [Note: One of the hottest costumes at Comic-Con this year was a Hugh Jackman inspired-Logan. If you're reading this guy sorry we followed you around the floor! But you looked great in the wife-beater.]

Subsequently, I can’t wait for X-Men Origins: Wolverine in 2009.
Especially if those rumors about Liev Schreiber playing young Stryker are true. Yay for a (much needed) Kate & Leopold reunion! (All hail The Secret!) If only they could secure Breckin Meyer to play a young Sabretooth all my dreams would be realized.

[Oh and if you haven't seen Christopher Nolan's The Prestige with Hugh Jackman and (fellow song and dance superhero) Christian Bale do yourself a huge favor and see it/buy it/gild it. Same goes for The Fountain & its score.]

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Haiku Review for Sept 26

Criminal #9
Writer: Ed Brubaker
Art: Sean Phillips

Oh so very noir
Great but heartbreaking reveal
How will it all end?




X-Men #203
Writer-Mike Carey
Art-Humberto Ramos/Carlos Cuevas

Mystique really rocks
Yet not sure what’s happening
Why no shirt Iceman






Wonder Woman Annual #1
Writer-Allan Heinberg
Art-Terry Dodson

Why do this to me
Dodsons’ art is wonderful
Hoping for better





Killing Girl #2
Writer-Glen Brunswick
Art-Frank Espinosa

Fantastic Issue
The art is so amazing
Cool girl assassin





And a special TV Haiku Review (since it has taken me so long to post these)


Bionic Woman
Wednesdays @ 9pmEST-PST/8pmCST on NBC

Love you David E
Please keep Katee she’s the shit
I’ll tune in next week