When CRANK met DEATH RACE-AKA: Transporter 3

Who says Jason Statham is typecast?

I have to admit that I'm still a huge fan of the first Transporter since it best embodies what I affectionately classify as Euro-Action-Trash. It's essentially a European homage/knock-off (depending on your level of cynicism) of American action films of the late 80's like Lethal Weapon/Beverly Hills Cop but with a lot more Techno music. PLUS who can honestly admit to themselves that they didn't like the part in Transporter 1 when Statham was fighting shirtless covered in motor oil. People that is what classic movie moments are made of!

*In Search of Christmas Morning*

I was doing some Christmas shopping at my local mall tonight when I came across the best gift ever! Well it's the best gift ever if your friend is a crystal meth head club kid swimming in debt. So if you haven't gotten something yet for that special Barista in your life here's your chance to be the best (smack-talking) friend ever!

From Armani Exchange.com (Naturally!!!)

48 bucks is definitely cheaper than a trip to Ibiza!

And because I can't even make sh*t like this up :
Tiësto's motto is: "I feel the energy from the crowd and I try to give it back, to create a unity."