Recession Rhymes with Possession for a Reason-Diane von Furstenberg is WONDER WOMAN

Mmm is 165$ a lot for a DVF Tote Bag??? 

I mean it is big enough to carry my Wednesday Goodies but it is in the end just a tote bag. No Invisible Jet included. Why oh why couldn't Diane have plastered Diana all over one of her iconic wrap dresses? See that would have been a wicked combo of Heroine Chic. Why don't these people consult me first? Oh yeah probably b/c I would keep it real about...well everything.  

Though it does make me hope that one day Tory Burch will do a Buffy-inspired collection. It would be a match made in heroine heaven! They're both perky blondes with plenty of spunk and enviable wardrobes. Plus-You can't beat that Ms.Burch's emblem is a cross. Poetic Justice. (If you don't get that reference then you need to catch up on your season 4 Buffy. Or at least with Janet)

I'm a Barbie (Bat)girl

These dolls look 150% better than anything I've seen in the back of Previews in a long time (that manga version of Wonder Woman still makes me sick). I never thought we would have to look to Barbie for a more "realistic" representation of the female form. Wonder Woman actually as her bum covered! But seriously just look at that hair! The hair alone would quantify me adding these gorgeous dolls to my collection.

Someone please get WONDER WOMAN a protein shake, ASAP!!!

I just saw this in DC's January solicitations:
JLA CLASSIFIED #50-51 Written by Roger Stern Art by John Byrne & Mark Farmer Covers by Joshua Middleton

So yeah this --------> IS NOT cool.
Wonder Woman looks so skinny that it looks like her bracelets are too heavy for her arms to even lift!
Notice how she's trying to break free from her lasso but can't manage to flex a muscle. It even looks as if her hair is limp and thinning as the result of poor nutrition! All I can think of when I look at it is Laura Flynn Boyle. Uggh.
Also not cool: her wrists=diameter of lasso.

My biggest worry is that this is all part of the warm-up marketing for the (probably awful) JLA movie. I guess this way they can get away with casting an actress with negative muscle mass. Because you know how movie audiences are easily frightened by athletic-looking women in leotards.

I want Wonder Woman to look like she can kick your ass just by looking at you. Like Madonna or Angela Bassett.

So someone please get this woman a protein shake so that she can get some biceps!!!

(Note: I have way less issues with the solo Wonder Woman run art. Actually in Annual #1 she's never looked better. Love that hair!)

Haiku Review for Sept 26

Criminal #9
Writer: Ed Brubaker
Art: Sean Phillips

Oh so very noir
Great but heartbreaking reveal
How will it all end?




X-Men #203

Writer-Mike Carey

Art-Humberto Ramos/Carlos Cuevas

Mystique really rocks
Yet not sure what’s happening
Why no shirt Iceman






Wonder Woman Annual #1
Writer-Allan Heinberg
Art-Terry Dodson

Why do this to me
Dodsons’ art is wonderful
Hoping for better





Killing Girl #2
Writer-Glen Brunswick
Art-Frank Espinosa

Fantastic Issue
The art is so amazing
Cool girl assassin

And a special TV Haiku Review (since it has taken me so long to post these)

Bionic Woman
Wednesdays @ 9pmEST-PST/8pmCST on NBC

Love you David E
Please keep Katee she’s the shit
I’ll tune in next week

Wayyyyyyy more helpful than Nemisis

Joss didn't get to do his version of Wonder Woman (but I pray everyday that DC will get smart and try to convince him to do a run. God knows that WW needs it after the less than thrilling Picoult run. Plus DC could use the sales since we all know the equation JOSS=GOLD!!! But I digress) but I know that she would have kicked a lot of ass while being perfectly styled.



Tae Bo- For ass kicking abilities

Hair Color: L'Oreal Preference-Les Noirs Fatales in Deepest Indigo
What can I say? Black/Blue comic book hair rocks!!!

Frederik Fekkai Luscious Curls Shampoo & Conditioner

Styling: Kerastase Elasto Curl Mousse

Eyeliner: Guerlain Divinora (Liquid) Eye Liner in Black


Mascara: Rimmel Lycra Lash Extender in 001 Black


Lipstick: Nars Jungle Red


Wax: Nad's No-Heat Hair Removal Gel
(I don't know very many Amazons with naturally groomed eyebrows.)

So go out and be Wonderful!