WTF Moments in Pop Culture: Here's to Keanu becoming the Naked Chef

Keanu Reeves is going to be a chef in a movie directed by David Fincher. This is surely going to be some effed up shizz. Oh did I mention it's a love story without time travel? Here's to the love interest being Fincher-alum Jared Leto.

In Sequential Style-SDCC 2008 *episode 2*

BEST FIRST-TIMER: Bill Nighy [Photo:Variety]
Bill Nighy is pretty much my favorite person ever. I serisouly don't understand why's he's not a household name! Bill Nighy looked smart and polished in a slim suit and his trademark think plastic glasses at his first comic-con ever. Just brilliant!




BEST DRESS(ED): Jamie King [P:Variety]
I have to say that I'm in deep love with that See by Chloe dress [S/S 08]. The dress has a great grapic design print that fits in brilliantly with the whole essence of comic-con: Art!
While some people overdress for SDCC (I'm talking to you Ms.Panettiere!) Jamie manages to perfectly balance a chic yet fun look. Now if only The Spirit trailer were a bit more promising. Not that I'm not loving Sarah Paulson as Ellen and (suprisingly) loving ScarJo's hat collection. Cloche hats are going to rule Fall/Winter!



MOST COMPLIMENTARY: Keanu Reeves & Jennifer Connelly [P:EW]
Down to their dark locks, dark duds, and pale skin, Keanu & Jennifer show that promoting a film is a team effort. They seriously must have discussed what they were going to wear before heading out to SDCC in order to avoid any fashion faux-pas. Not that their good style is anything of a shock. Especially Jennifer "Balenciaga-muse" Connelly.

Using The Secret @ the movies- STREET KINGS

So I finally managed to see Street Kings this week. There were a whole two of us in the the whole theater awaiting some Keanu Reeves goodnes. Keanu was in fine form as always (not the glorious heights of Constantine but let's not talk crazy). Thank goodness Keanu was not alone in the hottness department and I mean that quite literally since Chris "Human Torch" Evans also co-stars. So naturally I spent half the movie thinking- "What this movie needs is a pool party!" Lo and behold half way through the movie there's inexplicably a pool party scene. Except guess what? No shirtless Keanu or Chris! Flame off! And the producers wonder why this movie wasn't a hit. I think the answer is pretty clear. But the moral of this story is when you're using The Secret make sure you're really specific or you'll just get the only movie with no gratuitous nudity this year.

O! Whoa is me.