POP COLONY PSA: Stephen Harper is not related to Ben Harper (or Harper Lee)

I'm not 100% sure why I think Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is hot but I think it has something to do with being able to buy his likeness at Build-A-Bear. I'm just saying. Thank goodness his party is with me on this since they've lovingly released Stephen Harbear wallpapers.
Oh and while I have your attention: Mr.Laura Dern aka Ben Harper is shockingly not related to Stephen Harper. You are now free to pick up your jaw from the floor.