I, like 300 million other Americans, missed Alex Rider:Stormbreaker when it was in theaters. But thanks to cable I can right that past wrong. Quick Review: Hilariously ridiculous. I seriously could not stop laughing. Especially when Alicia Silverston was on screen. Oh how the mighty have fallen! But luckily it wasn't a waste of time beacuse it stars two of my favorite hotties ever: Ewan McGregor & Bill Nighy. And it introduced me to a new hottie: Alex Pettyfer. And he just turned 18 today so this is (now) not a crime.