Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Abomination Wears Prada

I already have my Music Men make the best film Superheroes Pop Culture Case Study but after seeing Tim Roth in The Incredible Hulk I may have to deduce as well that Prada Models make the best villians.
See Also: Joaquin Phoenix (F/W 1996) in Gladiator

Tim Roth for Prada S/S 1996
Just because you're playing a villain doesn't mean you have to let yourself go.

Fashion Fray: Hulk vs. Mariah

Who pulls off the Cut-Off Waistband look better?OR
I want to give this one to Mariah simply on the basis that this was during the Heartbreaker years. But in the end I'm going to have to give it to Hulk for sporting the look for more than 40 years. Like Coco Chanel and her strands of pearls it just wouldn't be the Hulk without some cutoff waistband action.

WINNER: THE HULK

A Marvelous Summer of Singlets!

Ed Norton knows that to be a true Marvel hero he's got to look good in a singlet.
While The Hulk is one hot steroid tranny mess Bruce Banner is quite easy on the eyes.


Robbie D had a cornucopia of singlet action going on in Iron Man.
I mean seriously I actually pulled out a pen and notepad to keep track. Is it a coincidence that the movie was excellent? Um I doin't think so.


And the original Marvel movie singlet- Hugh Jackman as Logan in X-Men.
Ladies and Gents this is as good as it gets.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

PC Wish List: A Vonda Shepard cameo in Iron Man 2

Why? Because it would be the shit.
Vonda could say "I am Iron Man" with her trademark jazzy piano accompaniment.
Samuel L. was great and all but you know Vonda showing up would be like a sign of the second coming.
Ah what a great day in cinematic history that would be.